Did you know that Russia is supplying weapons to Syria to kill their citizens and that Iran sent 15,000 troops to help them? Al Qaeda now supports the rebels against Assad. What do you think this administration should do? Should we help the murders or the terrorists? Eeeny, meeny….miney…..
I have a great idea for this administration……ignore Syria. Let’s offer birth control to employees of the Catholic Church instead! Ooops, they are already on top of that.
Did this administration really try to pull that off? Uh-yes. Who dreams up this carp? Yes, I said carp. It’s a fish! No swearing here.
I do know one thing we are doing. We are pulling out of Afghanistan soon. Our own military says the country is totally unstable and that the Afghan forces cannot keep peace without our help. But, we are leaving anyway. Buh-Bye.
However, we are negotiating with the Taliban (Yes, terrorists!) to help us make a graceful exit. We want them to promise not to let it become a terrorist training center like it used to be.
Oh, they are so trustworthy I am sure it’s going happen just like that. Plus, the country will populated by purple and pink unicorns with rainbows and glitter on every mountain and camel pile. Sure.
Sad to see the passing of Whitney Houston. Great voice and messed up life. She’s been dating Ray J (he’s got a history) who is 17 years her junior. There is going to be a lot of “stuff” come out about her death and the events leading up to it. Just wait and see.
Jennifer Hudson. Perfection. Beautiful and talented!
Fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld referred to singer Adele as fat. He used to have a weight problem…now he weighs under a hundred pounds.
He lives in a land where women are over 6 feet tall and weigh 110 pounds. My right thigh weighs that much.
Paula Dean should sit on him and squash him like the puissant he is. That’s a French word I made up and it isn’t nasty!
Adele won a gazillion Grammys…guess she showed him! PS….she sounded great live! I mean she sounded really, really good.
Anybody get that weird Nicki Minaj routine? Me neither.
I thought it was odd that the Grammys were all about Whitney and the late Etta James and Don Cornelius seemed like forgotten side notes. I guess most viewers were too young to know about them so they didn’t get much air time.
Well, the Super Bowl came and went. If you don’t live on the East coast, you likely didn’t give a rip. Yes, Eli Manning did the last minute heroic thing and won the game. But a few days after the game, what was the real buzz besides the commercials?
To quote “Talk Soup” it’s “Chicks Man”. Yes, this year females are the real Super Bowl stories. First off Kelly Clarkson sounded great and remembered the words to the National Anthem. Hooray!
At halftime, Madonna looked like every 53 year old who has all the cash she needs, all the surgery she’s ever wanted and works out like an Olympian. There were a lot of veins and muscles. Did anybody else think those arms looked like Spiderman’s?
She sounded good (a likely combination of real singing and pre-recorded track). And her half time show drew higher ratings than the game. Honestly.
Older people were again pleased that a contemporary could still get it on (like the Stones, Springsteen and U2 have in the past)….young people thought it was boring.
M.I.A. got her share of the buzz by doing the one finger salute during a song. Got more PR than she ever had in her entire career. Loser.
And finally supermodel Gisele Bundchen, spouse of Tom Brady let ‘er rip about how he couldn’t throw and receive at the same time. There was some profanity interjected as well. Comments ranged from “She should just be cute and shut up.” to “She’s standing by her man”. Anywho, she got lots of press too.
The only real press for a player was when a Boston based website Pawngo dumped 900 pounds of Butterfingers in Copley Square to “honor” Wes Welker for his dropped pass. Ouch!
From that to a business tip. Yes, I can do it just like that. Here you go….this is a sure fire winner.
Jazz up your retail space with a change in flooring. One of the most popular trends for small to medium sized spaces is to use two floorings materials. Laminate or hardwood flooring combined with geometric shaped carpeted areas can direct traffic and create great spaces for your customers. It’s easy and will change the look of your store.
Speaking of floored….can anybody tell me why that lady is coming out with her memoirs of her fling as a 19 year old with JFK? Who cares? I know….it’s all about the cash. You know, some of the older people thought JFK was such a saint they are likely to think of her as a 19 year old…..floozy.
Don’t you think “Pshaw”. I remember framed pictures of JFK and the Pope in Catholic homes years ago. Don’t laugh, I know people that have framed pictures of Obama in their home today. Everybody has their idol. Personally, none of those compare to my black velvet painting of Elvis.
For those that judged politicians so harshly in recent years, it must be an eye opener to know soooo much of this has gone on since the Founding Fathers. They were (are) human. They all make mistakes and bad decisions.
Thank God none of us ever do. Yah sure.
Anybody else think it’s scary that foreign embassies in Israel and Iran are thinning out? Last time they did that there was a war…..but wait!
Madonna fans are imploring their government to hold off war with Iran. Her international tour starts in Israel and they don’t want her to cancel. Picture the headline…..“Madonna Stops War and Sings Like a Virgin!” It almost sounds biblical.
Just when the Republicans had a chance to take the White House, they shoot themselves in the foot…..again. They are still doing that flavor of the day thing….you know – Bachman, Huntsman, Pawlenty, Johnson, Perry, Cain all gone. Paul and Newt are almost gone. And now it’s Santorum’s turn. Of course, there is still good old “Anybody But” Mitt too.
Did you know that 2% of the Republicans think his first name is Mittens? Honest to God.
Republican voters are acting like a group of dizzy school girls that can’t decide what to wear to their first prom. They are so schizophrenic they are giving the race to Obama.
There is nobody good enough for the establishment Republicans and acceptable to the Tea Partiers (if they still exist). Obama can simply sit back and watch. One by one, they kill each other off.
Seriously, if you look at the overall voter turnout at the GOP primaries, it is lower that it was when Grandpa McCain (yawn) was running. That means voter apathy. For being a sideshow as long as they have, nobody has caught on. Nobody.
Speaking of an idea that went nowhere…..recent satellite images show that the glaciers in the Himalayas lost virtually ZERO ice in the last ten years. They also indicate that the polar caps have lost much less ice pack than previously thought.
Would somebody let Doctor Albert Gore know? He may have to change some speeches he has planned. This confirms that hot air does not impact global warming.
Speaking of cool ideas (another smooth segue) one of the most overlooked area in an office or retail space is the ceiling. We look up and see a white drop ceiling and fluorescent lights…right? Take another look.
If those tiles look gray or yellow, your store or office isn’t looking its best. In fact it looks dirty. Replace those faded, dirty and dingy tiles with bright new ones and your products and facilities will look better and your employees won’t look so sickly.
Oh yes, and don’t forget to clean those carpets! The black spots from gum will come out. Just clean them! Nobody likes to shop in a dirty store or do business in a dirty office…..except for Oscar the Grouch and British comedians.
Speaking of…….Russell Brand just turned down $20 million dollars following his break up with Katy Perry. How nice….dumb but nice. It may help him in future relationships. Maybe. Does anybody else think he looks like he needs a shower and clean clothes?
It must cost a lot of money to be a nut case! Word has it that Gary “Mr. Ed with Crazy Eyes” Busey is filing for bankruptcy. He’s been on every single celebrity reality show known to mankind plus he made some really good movies before his cycle accident. Think he’d have a little scratch….but no; he’s worth $50k and owes $500k!
He was a legit actor. Check out Lethal Weapon and The Buddy Holly Story. Really good stuff.
I love green stories! The Greenies want to outlaw all coal burning in the US even though that industry has jumped thru hoops trying to make it cleaner burning.
Anybody see the hypocrisy in mining coal in the US, putting on trucks and trains (both polluters) to transport it to the coasts, then putting it on boats (also polluters) to China where they burn it to generate power without emission regulations (mega polluters)?
Apparently Greenies don’t like teeny tiny bits pollution. They prefer great big, fat, juicy, giant, huge, megatons of pollution. Grrrr! I hate it when our government treats us like ignorant fools that cannot recognize bad decisions wrapped up in political bull-carp.
Just when you thought you heard it all. Rosie O’ Donnell noted lesbian, Tim Tebow (age 24) noted religious guy, Jenny McCarthy (age 39) noted Playmate hottie all have something in common. Rosie introduced friend Jenny to Tim and suggested they exchange phone numbers and set up a date. They exchanged numbers….no word about a date.
We now know the following: Tebow does not judge Rosie’s lifestyle, Jenny has the hots for Tim, Rosie is a good friend of Jenny’s, Tebow ain’t scared of older women. Heck, maybe he will make it in pro football after all.
Finally, Greece is burning because they are deeply in debt and citizens are revolting against the austerity measures forced by the European Union. They are a socialist country that borrowed and spent well beyond their means.
Now they have to cut government benefits, reduce paid holidays, push back the retirement age, modify health plans, cut budgets overall and increase taxes. Does any of this ring a bell?
They are burning their country because they don’t want the changes. What do you think the Occupy Wall Street gang and all their affiliated groups will do if our economy doesn’t pick up and we have to make similar changes? Well???
I don’t even want to address the new budget yet. I need to finish reading it and ripping out the rest of my hair first. We can only hope there is funding for more failing green energy programs. The Republican response will be just as comforting and non political as Obama’s. Bank on it!
Oh, another important world changing item to note: Jack in the Box (that fancy eatin’ place) has come up with a real winner….a bacon milkshake! I hope I can get a scrambled egg and buttered biscuit on top! Take that Paula Dean. Sssssssnap!
