Yolanda Quesada, 58, from Milwaukee, lost her job answering customer service calls for Wells Fargo Bank for a shoplifting crime she committed in 1972. At that time Yolanda was fined $50.
She was just notified by the FBI and fired on the spot. Now I know this all sounds hard to believe, but we have a whole new batch of banking regulations and they just enforced it.
The new law says you cannot have any criminal history if you work at an insured depository. None, zero, zip. EVER!
This story got a fair amount of ink and people talked about how unfair it was, but nobody talked about how stoooopid the regulation is. Anybody with a brain knows that this is wrong.
It’s called overregulation. No bending, no exceptions, no flexibility? Isn’t it morally wrong to fire a 58 year old woman for shoplifting forty years ago? We treat violent criminals better.
Our government just cannot go one second without regulating and monitoring something. Check this out…..
The Washington bureaucracy churns out a mere 80,000 pages of regulations annually. We all know that sometimes it includes really important things like telling us what kind of light bulbs to use.
You know, it’s the ones that are energy efficient and make you look sick but you cannot dispose of them without a permit and valid ID? It’s more complex and regulated than voting.
And they also regulate the huge issue of farm dust. Kerchooo!
Well, on page 56,236 of the 2010 regulations there is a requirement that hotels that have pools and hot tubs must install lifts or ramps for the handicapped….on all their pools and tubs. The cost is about $40,000 per pool or tub. The fine is $50,000 per pool or tub. I wonder, is that even good for a wheelchair?
Nevertheless, it will be interesting when the grace period runs out and the law is fully implemented. Then they will need more safety regulations after somebody gets electrocuted operating one or caught in one and drowns.
I’m all for the handicapped having access if they want it, but is this a real issue? Did they protest and I missed it?
How many of the pools and tubs will become cemented over and used for – I dunno, roller blading maybe? What is next, water parks without water? Even if this offends you where does it stop?
Oh yes, genius laws aren’t just the job of the feds, the Massachusetts Department of Public Health outlawed bake sales at schools. They say the kids are fat enough already.
Don’t tell the mean old witch from Hansel and Gretel that or she’ll be there in a flash to eat those little chubby kids from Boston! We’ll call them the “Boston Big Bites”!
Those regulators must have gotten wind that by 2030 it is projected that over 42% of Americans will be obese. And 11% will be at least 100 pounds overweight. That’s called morbidly obese.
This means skinny people have 18 years to fatten up or they’ll be discriminated against. Then the government will probably mandate that everybody eat at least 4,000 calories a day and give us vouchers for free bacon cheese burgers and fries. Just watch!
And if a candidate comes along and says we’re too fat and wants to get rid of the bacon cheeseburger vouchers, the supertankers will all show up in their Hoverounds and protest.
Just think, by 2030 there will be no regular parking either……it will all be handicap parking. We supertankers will need loading zones.
Don’t go getting all huffy and puffy now. I’ll be well into my 80’s by then and likely look like Jabba the Hut and have my own tricked out Hoveround!
And here’s another thing that’s going to generate another government regulation. Lord knows I could not make any of this stuff up. Patricia Krentcil, 44, of Nutley (yes, Nutley), NJ pleaded not guilty to child endangerment charges after authorities said she allowed her then-5-year-old daughter to burn in a tanning salon last month.
The now famous “Tanning Mom” whose rugged leather like skin is a deeply burnished copper orange color has even been the subject of a Saturday Night Live spoof. She has also started the “Battle of the Burnt Orange Chicks” with Snooki.
It all started when she referred to Snooki as Snoopy. Snooki was outraged and replied that she was not a tall thin black rapper. The ditzy Tanning Mom replied she was not referring to Snoopy Dog Dog.
Snoop Dog put out a statement through his spokesperson that said, “Hey man, leave me out of dis frizzle shizzle. I just want to be Roseanne Barr’s campaign manager and those orange ladies from New Jersey should just leave me A-lone”. Zzzzzzzz.
Speaking of breaking it off, those Europeans are rebelling again. In Greece, there is virtually no government. The European Union imposed strict austerity measures to keep the country from financial collapse.
But the voters still want supersized government perks! They voted everybody out of office and the big winners were the radical fringe elements like the Communist Party! Lots of riots and demonstrations in their future.
It could spell the beginning of the end for the European Union and send financial markets crazy. That’s a big deal.
They want to keep their retirement age at 60, short workdays, pensions and state sponsored benefits….of course there is no money for any of that but they still want it.
They are suffering the effects of a Supersized government hangover. But don’t worry, there’s a group over there organizing a movement called Occupy the Parthenon.
I’m sure they will solve all their issues too. Old hippies and kids smoking pot carrying cardboard signs always improve the quality of life……don’t they?
France voted out President Sarkozy. He’s being replaced by a Socialist who promised the citizens they do not have to give up any of the social programs the country can no longer afford. He’s going to keep the government Supersized!
He claimed he will “Steeeemulate ze economy”. We all know that always works and does not contribute to their debt problem. Those stimulus plans nearly eliminated our debt…..ooops, no it didn’t.
He’s going to pay for it with bake sales because they haven’t outlawed those in France yet. Eeeeez a zheenius! His winning campaign slogan was ”Croissants for Cash!” Oui!
Here’s our take aways. Unsustainable debt is a foolhardy way to run a country. Socialism is fine during good times because the money is flowing in. It’s a disaster in bad times.
It’s also a bad way to run a business. Look at General Motors. They had to be bailed out.
Nobody can bail out Greece if they keep spending. Same for France. And they are the second biggest economy in Europe. They are not a company……their a lot bigger.
Certainly nobody can bail out the United States. China is done buying the bonds we were selling to finance our debt.
Everybody is raving about the new profit numbers from GM. They are good. But the company was gutted and pensions and benefits slashed or dissolved.
That’s what they were trying to do in both France and Greece….but the people said no. I cannot conceive of what will happen when they find there is nothing left to fund their extravagant government benefits. This country is not far behind.
The communists, socialists and radical groups cannot deliver a thing. Absolutely nothing. Demonstrations do not pay off debt. Demonstrations do not spur economies.
Like it or not, business growth spurs economies. People working pay taxes and that relieves debt. It’s simple addition and subtraction. It’s not political at all. Even opinions don’t count. Yours or mine.
It’s like driving a car on a hot summer day with air conditioning on. The car runs out of gas and stops. The vents eventually blow hot air. All the screaming and demonstrating and yelling isn’t going to make it cooler.
The car cannot make it cooler without the engine running and that takes gas. The stupid people in Europe are sitting in the car complaining about the air and refuse to put gas in the damn car!
You can’t drive a car like that, you can’t run your business like that, and you can’t run a state or country like that.
And when is enough government enough? Layering regulation upon stupid regulation is busy work. It makes it harder to run our lives, a business, a state and a country……and it’s so very costly. It also sucks a ton of gas. About $15.7 TRILLION bucks worth in this country.
It’s a sad state of affairs when people think the government can run their lives better than they can. It speaks to how lazy and weak we’ve become.
Our government does not make money. It takes money. It never makes a profit. The last two administrations continuously increased the size of government and the debt along with it.
Both parties contributed to it and are responsible. It has gotten out of control and has become Supersized. It is morbidly obese…..just like a whole bunch of us are.
It’s time to put gas in the car and quit complaining that the air doesn’t work. Millions in this country have to get off their…….leather seats and get to work and chip in for gas. That’s something that doesn’t apply to the rich only.
This government and our leaders have to explain the car and air conditioner story honestly. The public has to be told that China has been towing us and the weather has been mild.
We are lucky it’s not as hot here as it is in Greece and will be in France. It could get there if we aren’t careful.
Our government needs to go on a diet and many of our citizens need some exercise. It’s time to downsize or get out and push…..really push.












In a town of 15,000 Lovely Rita managed to embezzle over $30,000,000!
Obama
Researchers are predicting that brothels of the future will have robot prostitutes by 2050.
No, actually they want a nice park, a sunny day, and pretty groomed flower beds to use as toilets…..and they want free stuff.
Barry Obama’s favorite charity is back in the news.
China is coming out with a new line of high priced sunglasses.
Pat Summitt, long time coach of the Tennessee Lady Vols retired after 38 years on the job.
It’s time to do the right thing and think beyond silly little issues, shallow catchy phrases or media created divisions.




